SPOILER ALERT!
Will You Snail?
Dear humans,
Everyone is doomed. I'd like you to know that I'm better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is a way to celebrate my superiority.Why would you want to participate in this?
To entertain me. I created this game to entertain me personally... Oh come on, don't worry... It's your chance. Humans become frustrated easily... pathetic.What do you think of this game?
This is a platformer that uses ability. A game that is all about a small snail (you) striving to beat one of the gods (me).What else can you expect from this game?
About 3 hours of quality time with ME (an exclusive service, I'd add)Precise and swiftly paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being laughed atThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd it's a great little mystery discover... the meaning of existence
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on there... LOL
We're excited to meet our guests from across the pond.
Squid
Everyone is doomed. I'd like you to know that I'm better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is a way to celebrate my superiority.Why would you want to participate in this?
To entertain me. I created this game to entertain me personally... Oh come on, don't worry... It's your chance. Humans become frustrated easily... pathetic.What do you think of this game?
This is a platformer that uses ability. A game that is all about a small snail (you) striving to beat one of the gods (me).What else can you expect from this game?
About 3 hours of quality time with ME (an exclusive service, I'd add)Precise and swiftly paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being laughed atThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd it's a great little mystery discover... the meaning of existence
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on there... LOL
We're excited to meet our guests from across the pond.
Squid
